But I do have a blow-up doll you can borrow

Goateed Guy: How youuu doin'? How's your day goin'?

Girl: (laughs) Good, thank you. How's your day?

Goateed Guy: It'd be better if I had a girlfriend in my truck who didn't complain.

Girl: Guess that takes me out of the running. I'm up for Nag of the Year.

-by Kipling Station