Unfortunately, Houdini still had to take his meds before bed

Counsellor: Hey, what's up?

Heavy-set man: Not much. You?

Counsellor: Same. Where's Mike?

Heavy-set man: Oh, he bailed today. He bailed the other day, too.

Counsellor: Man, I remember one time in Whitby this guy bailed thirteen times in one day.

Heavy-set man: Thirteen times??

Counsellor: Yup, in one day.

-CAMH on College