Now announcing: This morning's door prize winner

Plumber with shaved head: It's not that I hate cyclists, it's just that...

Plumber with toque: ...it's just not our fault if our coffees fly out the window!

*both giggle*

Plumber with shaved head: And watch out for flying cigarettes!

Plumber with toque: Cover your eyes, cyclists!

-Two plumbers talking over a morning coffee.