Overheard in Toronto

Thursday, April 26, 2012

You have to say Open Sesame


Black girl sitting inside of bus shelter: Omigod, where is the 'A' bus?

Other black girl, snapping gum: It's coming, yo.

*both scurry to the front of the line*

First black girl, to the bus doors: Hurry UP, dammit!

*doors magically open*

Other black girl: Cool.

-Jane and Eglinton
Posted by Your humble eavesdropper at 19:05
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